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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 14:18
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Gemini on Android can now figure out what music you're listening to - Android Central
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Cloudy skies can’t dim joy as thousands fill nation’s capital for World Pride parade - AP News
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Is Taylor Swift aware of the fact that she’s naturally seductive?
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Notes and quotes from Day 2 of Raiders' 2025 mandatory minicamp - Las Vegas Raiders
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...